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SUPER BOWL TAMASHA!

By Rohit

"Oh, no," I thought to myself, another James' party (jkjk). Actually, it turned out to be quite fun. Leave the football game aside - which I thought I was supporting Panthers...or was it the Patriots, well we'll just say I supported the winning team in the end because frankly I only like people crashing into each other and deforming each others' brains (its really funny). At such parties its not the game but the audience who enliven the atmosphere. Thankfully, the crown jewels of the Asian posse (Huangs, Li, Lee) were there, as well as their Indian counterparts (Kapoor and Godbole). Well in any case, people were seriously watching and beating up Jason in the first and second quarters. But soon after Janet exposed her boob, the Patriots found something to suckle on and went ahead (inspired by the boob) to win the game. I've always contended that it was the boob that lost the game. Besides the drinks, pizza, and other miscellaneous food that lay on the floor, the funniest part (I thought) of the party was Jason eating a banana. Here's a picture segment of Jason's Banana...(and appropriately enough, the party mood is summed up pretty well through these pictures).

JASON'S BANANA:

Jason: "Hmm...maybe I'll have a banana"

Fu: "Here, I could take one out of my ass!"

Jason: "Haha...no thanks, I already got one out of someone else's"

Dave: "Control yourself Rohit, and don't worry, the banana will be OURS!"

Jon: "Dave, I can't control it either...must...have...banana..."

Jason: "Oook Oook Aaak Aaak...me Tarzan, Tarzan keep banana."

Dave: "Now now! Ooohhh yeah, hail to the Banana."

Rohit: "Dave!?!? Snap out of it!

Rohit: "Oh god, they've gone crazy."