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"Iraq is a great nation...uh
..a great threat to our
nation."
"This
looks like a rerun of a bad movie and I'm not interested in watching
it"
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SCHOOL
QUOTES
-International Relations class funniness
The whole thing is mental masturbation - Bedore on the UN "We'll
fudge the reporter." - Bedore during UN renactment "In
Mexico, 80,000 pesos....what's that worth? A buck fifty? - Bedore "She took some fertility coctails and her ovaries produced eggs like a snowblower." -Champ in bio "You know, I love wet shaving." -Rohit in international relations Student:
You are German? Substitute: Yes and I expect you you salute
when you leave the class. "Anyone
that gets this wrong, I will make sure gets sterilized and will not be
able to reproduce again. -Some teacher "The
population is too big, we need to shrink it." -"Dictator"
John from international relations class "Yes
Hitler?" -Mr. Bdre to "Dictator" John "Rohit....please
cleanse me." -Nick "This
is the period where we get drunk off our own humor." -Rohit in
international relations "I
look like a prostitute." -Melissa before Holiday assembly "Something
happened to my wrist...and it curved!" -Chris Lee trying to
explain what went wrong when he was making a circle with hand motions. Rohit:
"You know..that just looks like a man with a wig." Nim: ...and
a BIIIG boob job. -Commenting on the bearded lady in Mr. Morse's math
class Dumbass trying to
argue with Bedore: "What if we were sea horses." Bedore: "If
we were sea horses, we wouldnt be having this discussion...and I would've
fed you to a manta ray a long time ago. Rohit:
"You know, what if we engineer semen to taste like
strawberries?" Krishna: "Hey, did you know they have
flavored condoms...?" "Please turn off all cell phones, pagers, and small children." -Announcer at a swim meet
Horse Lady: What's your
class rank? "Science is like
biology, applied science is like....sex! And I'd rather teach
applied science." "You get me off on tangents, you
bastards...what, you want to learn? "Life
is short, but sweet for certain."
If you get this message a virus has been sent to you that will identify all illegal musical downloads and e-mail your address to those suing for the record industry. I'm just kidding. Peace
"For a man, he's oddly attractive" Madden:
I will crush all those who oppose me!" What do you get when you cross a baby and a
lawnmower....an erection!" Wilver: Well, where was your homework on Friday? Eby: How many have heard of the song about 'kicking
sombody's ass'? What is it called? "He pulled a
Hamza."
"Excuses are like assholes, they stink everybody up."
Student:
You download music and put it in the mp3 player.
"So, I know what cat shit looks like."
Substitute teacher: I'm not just a cute one sitting back here.
"I am not going over any problems...and I won't teach
anything."
"I want to hear hands." "I expect
you to use the whole DAMN kleenex. My freshman take a kleenex and
BLOW just 1 BOOGER INTO IT!!! "Some for
Rohit and crumbs for Jabali" "Archibald
Cox." "Crouch under the desk, Crouch under the
deks,
Put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye." "Who's calling....your dealer?" "You unuseless bastard!" "I
think she looks like a bitch dog!" "I
thought you were loyal to.......what five people? Madden: There is
a set of 4 math books and 3 science books. How many combinations
are there if the science books stay together... She
told my boyfriend to, "get the fuck out of my
house"!" "Lindenmeyer
you're going to burn in hell." "Don't think you can write a
cookbook and not understand anything" "Sucks to be you!" If we have time, I'll go
quicklier."
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"Ok, you take one corner, I'll take the other." -Ankit goes about the CIRCULAR trampoline to help Anu incase he falls off. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh (panting), I'm out of gravitational phorce..." -Muneek --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Neha P: like
I don't know if u know what Raksha Bandhan is --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mihir: U laugh now, but u'll turn 80 and u will be sick and dying. I'll be laughing when u turn into a fucking ant. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rohit:
I gotta go...ah, screw homework ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Krishna:
so my dad...still pondering over that suju [prom date] concept..you know
like rolling his eyes.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mihir: U fucking guju Mihir: I'm going to fry samosas in ur oily hair. hahahaha, taken from a funny chat ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Laugh with us as we see comical skits
portraying stereotypes of Indian teenagers in America -Arpan, the pseudo philosopher writes about the ISA Show. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Arpan:
well just cuz i'm not performing
doesn't mean i'm not doing anything -We know this all too well... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arpan: i really thing the speeches would be a lot more interesting than the video -Well, I think the audience judged for themselves (and the speeches were very boring, the speakers did a nice job though) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Anubhav: damn women -Hmm...interesting ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rohit: Mihir...are you ever going to get a wife? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm just kinda improvising right now." "Sorry about the technical difficulties, the tech crew doesn't know Hindi." -Arpan during ISA Show ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rohit: Wow, Troy was amazing! -Dumb asses --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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JABALI
QUOTES *GABRony:
do u know where Alex is? *GABrony:
but it's Really gay.
"Wait...are you saying there is a bone in your penis?"
How old were you when the War began? If yes, were you in a region
that was under any imminent threat from the invading North Korean
forces?
"Kenya is an African-American nation...
"I was slapping my skin."
"I'm a very, very selfish man." Roho: Hey what type of current does it work on, AC or DC?
"Can you make yourself a bit more coherent?"
"You're as Asian as Hamza is black." No I want to keep arguing And
yet everyday I learn something new from someone I thought I knew all
about. "Well it's offense...in a defensive way."
"Hmm....amazing!"
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CARL
QUOTES "I want everyone exposed
equally." "I see
people bleeding."
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ALEX QUOTES "Microsoft
has porn sites as allies" "Oh, look at that zero,
just waiting to be inserted."
Chacha says:
"Your mom" (his response to any insult directed to him)
"Do the Joo!" "You have a hands-on
experience, while I only have a theoritical."
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"Damn it, which way does it go in?!" -Rohit, regarding the CTA pass (we're novice urbanites) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Anubhav: Is
a lemon a vegetable or a fruit? -Wow..pathetic I have reached stress optimum, there's a point where I just cant function any more, so please out of the kindness of your big heart, can we have the weekend?
-Me pathetically pleading to
Bedore (actually it worked) (Luke: u saved everyone
asses) "You want to shave my...." -Roho-Ace
"I
have no problems with my paper....I haven't started it." - Rohit
"Oooh....it
is vaking up onlee." -Rohit pointing to his
The only thing you're writing down is your humiliation...
&@bali,
please point that un-godly breath over there.
Do
you have a regular pencil...not scientific.
Roho- Oh, fungus-among-us
Anumama: "Are you a
freshman?"
"We do not negotiate
with dumbasses."
Nick: He so what's the funny bone
called?
"I wanna take a gassy shit right now!"
"They look like shit fish....not goldfish."
"Do they just accidentally...jack off." Roho-Ace:
wow man......see we all find our mates sometime in our life....I wish I
was a bird......fuck, migrate, fuck, eat, migrate, fuck....
"Here's heaven, boys!" Roho: Should I
include the word "perhaps" in the sentence because we don't know
if he [Gatsby] really was bootlegging? Student Teacher
"answering" my question... Roho-Ace wrote on a book cover: Chacha: "Mei doing so
bad hai, mei want to shoot myself. "Oh my gosh!!! You have like a whole
friggin' space station on your
hand."
Yeah, you bring...I give, she slap, I cry. I come to you, I slap, and you
CRY, okay!
Jon: "I'm like a yellow m&m. Yellow on the outside and black in the
inside!" "BBC as in big butted cows?" "Man, I hate it when I get erections at odd times."
"Don't mess with me cuz im a crazy mofo--i popped a cop this morning for givin' me a
ticket!"
"Piece of shit.... hmmm... delicacy."
"So...do you like to do...stuff?"
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JON, JLEE'S, AND HUANGS' QUOTES "EAT my DUST, middle aged, Hispanic woman!"
-Dave, going a bit crazy while driving.
Dave: Bye bye....auntijee!
-Wow
Jabali,
grow some brains!
"Just remember one thing...we live M.O.B--money over bitches--keep it real
yo." Jon:
(asking Jason) Are you innocent?
"Wtf u lookin at!? I'm going to hunt you down and eat you like an
animal."
"Dude, Lamar's wife [in minority report] is the hottest old chick I've ever
seen."
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"Can I dip my 'breadstick' in your
'olive oil'." Roho-Ace: "Speaking of
Hamza., there's
your dog...oooh that's a diss to Hamza."
Nick: Do Chinese people have weddings? "Ooh...sexual..in a
non-sexual way." "She
can displace me any day!"
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"MUNEEEEEEEEEKK!!"
-Neha P. at dance practice.
"My class was stoned...I told them
to come up with stereotypes for Asians and they're like, 'Uhhh...they
can do flips and have knives in their back pockets."
"Alex just likes to touch women, Rohis has extravagant hormones, Anubhav
is a hairy beast, and Adnaan is just a mistake."
"Smart people don't quote dumb
pot-smokers." "Ladies
check your breasts for lumps." and those
feet....oooh did I ever tell you about my feet fetish!
"I need the methanogens from your ass... can I collect your shit."
"Don't make me bechai pinyata you...."
"I'm a stalker."
"It's great living in the great state of Chicago."
"I'm the gay doferboy."
"I must unLEASH de seXY!"
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"New watch? Looks like a time machine or something."
"CAN I JUST CALL HER BITCH? BITCH, ANSWER ME!!"
"Whenever I see both Huangs with an away message, I think anal sex." "Testes, testes,
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